30 Sep 0:44
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feel real - eight sultry songs about sex

desire (hucci remix) - meg myers / so high - ghost loft / get lucky - daughter / toxic - yael naim / sugar - wanderhouse / whatever you like - anya marina / loft music - the weeknd / sex on fire - the do

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29 Sep 16:28
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One time I was playing a game called Crusader Kings II and my character was like, a duchess of some kind

And one of the first things that happened was I got prompted with some choices for how to shake things up in the bedroom, and I decided to take charge and show my husband my wild side

And then my husband died from how intense the sex was

29 Sep 15:03
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29 Sep 14:58
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why am i so depressed today

29 Sep 13:27
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jewmingle:

Steal Her Look: Ikea Monkey

Burberry Prorsum Suede and Shearling Coat - $4,995

Malene Birger Bellish Fur Mittens - $195

Rare 1960’s Yves Saint Laurent Brown Fur Hat - $613

29 Sep 13:17
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prongsvssquid:

prongsvssquid:

Snow White twist where Snow White is played by a dark-skinned woman with snow white hair

  • another twist: the story focuses on beauty in the context of racial prejudice 
  • the stepmother is white and known as the ‘fairest of them all’ but then this girl with dark skin grows to be more beautiful than her and she doesn’t understand and she doesn’t like it and she is threatened by it
  • you can see where this is going
29 Sep 13:12
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stuck in class all i want is food

28 Sep 23:06
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daenerysknope:

Steal his style: Ben Wyatt sitting on a bench eating soup alone.

  • Burberry London Dress Shirt: $147.49
  • LORENZO CANA - Luxury Italian 100% Silk Tie Handmade Necktie: $50.00
  • Z Zegna Navy Twill Flat Iron Trousers: $345.00
  • Cup of Panera Broccoli Cheddar Soup: $4.29
  • Steel Outdoor Bench: $425.00
28 Sep 22:41
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# pls
a tiny roomba that brushes your teeth when you’ve started to fall asleep and don’t want to get out of bed
28 Sep 22:22
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webpaiges:

for halloween can i be your girlfriend

28 Sep 22:22
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webpaiges:

for halloween can i be your girlfriend

28 Sep 22:22
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reallyreallyreallytrying:

well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad

28 Sep 21:31
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i feel like i worded that post badly so i just deleted it bc i couldnt get it right

28 Sep 21:22
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Honesty Hour, ask me anything! Nothing will go unanswered.

This is such a wonderful video.